Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So today as I was riding with my mother through the veritable metropolis of Parker, Colorado and found myself randomly reminiscing about the following memories.
P-town--as many refer to it--was home to about 12,000 when I moved out to the country--12 miles east into the middle of the arid grassland in 1995. After vacillating between numbers one and two on the nation's fastest growing counties list for many years, it's population has grown to 40,000+. Among the many residents who moved in was the Grace family, and they also attended church where I do at Smoky Hill Church of Christ.
The Graces had an affinity for reptiles. As many on this earth can tell you, I do not share this same attraction for these creatures I did enjoy visiting their house for a couple reasons. The family had not just one or two reptiles, but a room full of lizards, snakes--from bull snakes to anacondas, 7-foot long iguanas, and komodo dragons.
Now one of the pleasant things that always seemed to happen while over at the Graces was that somebody other than myself would pick up some creepy crawly creature and put it right behind the head of an innocent, unsuspecting, unwary young female. Well, you know how the story goes, she turns around, screams, sometimes cries and we all cry because we are laughing so hard.
Now if you know as much as I do about these reptiles you know that they are animals and have to eat somehow. Now in order to feed some of their collection the Graces had bought rats. Now you may say that simply having rats is not something that in and of itself is terribly exciting...but just you wait. Now as Eric (who is 6'6" and weighs almost 300 lbs), the father, did not want to keep the rats live all the time; the rats were stored frozen in the kitchen directly above the fridge, and directly beside ice used to cool beverages.
I often went to get ice and just asked the simple question, "Anybody need a rat for dessert?" That simple question all too often was the impetus for 10 teenagers crowded around the freezer. After a while I learned another fun ice trick from Eric; be kind and get ice for people who are comfortably seated...I would simply take their glass and act as though I were getting ice cubes in their glass and come back, hand them their glass innocently. It was priceless when some people realized that in their cup instead of ice cubes in their Dr. Pepper, there was a frozen rat.
I feel so blessed that was able to participate in this kind of good, clean fun! In case anybody was wondering--as much fun as the shrieks of horror were, no I will not ever own a room full of snakes, lizards, newts, chameleons, frogs, turtles, crocodiles, alligators, pythons, anacondas, asps, vipers, and komodo dragons.
P-town--as many refer to it--was home to about 12,000 when I moved out to the country--12 miles east into the middle of the arid grassland in 1995. After vacillating between numbers one and two on the nation's fastest growing counties list for many years, it's population has grown to 40,000+. Among the many residents who moved in was the Grace family, and they also attended church where I do at Smoky Hill Church of Christ.
The Graces had an affinity for reptiles. As many on this earth can tell you, I do not share this same attraction for these creatures I did enjoy visiting their house for a couple reasons. The family had not just one or two reptiles, but a room full of lizards, snakes--from bull snakes to anacondas, 7-foot long iguanas, and komodo dragons.
Now one of the pleasant things that always seemed to happen while over at the Graces was that somebody other than myself would pick up some creepy crawly creature and put it right behind the head of an innocent, unsuspecting, unwary young female. Well, you know how the story goes, she turns around, screams, sometimes cries and we all cry because we are laughing so hard.
Now if you know as much as I do about these reptiles you know that they are animals and have to eat somehow. Now in order to feed some of their collection the Graces had bought rats. Now you may say that simply having rats is not something that in and of itself is terribly exciting...but just you wait. Now as Eric (who is 6'6" and weighs almost 300 lbs), the father, did not want to keep the rats live all the time; the rats were stored frozen in the kitchen directly above the fridge, and directly beside ice used to cool beverages.
I often went to get ice and just asked the simple question, "Anybody need a rat for dessert?" That simple question all too often was the impetus for 10 teenagers crowded around the freezer. After a while I learned another fun ice trick from Eric; be kind and get ice for people who are comfortably seated...I would simply take their glass and act as though I were getting ice cubes in their glass and come back, hand them their glass innocently. It was priceless when some people realized that in their cup instead of ice cubes in their Dr. Pepper, there was a frozen rat.
I feel so blessed that was able to participate in this kind of good, clean fun! In case anybody was wondering--as much fun as the shrieks of horror were, no I will not ever own a room full of snakes, lizards, newts, chameleons, frogs, turtles, crocodiles, alligators, pythons, anacondas, asps, vipers, and komodo dragons.
